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Hello, computer.
.......Star
Trek IV |
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Not mother?
.......Dirty Rotten Scoundrels |
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Tea, Earl Grey, hot.
.......Star Trek, The Next Generation |
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Where you at, Desmondo?
.......The Fugitive |
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Ooo, a piece of candy...
.......Family Guy |
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...one more time...
.......Star
Trek Episode
The Naked Time |
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... top...men...
.......Family Guy |
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Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger...
.......Classic
Saturday Night Live skit |
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It's bacon!
.......Beggin'
Strips commercial |
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...thing, thing, thing...
.......Star
Trek Episode
I, Mudd |
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It's not unlike escaping mother's womb......god, what a
memory.
.......Ladyhawke |
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Sir, the truth is I talk to god all the time, and no
offense, but he never mentioned you.
.......Ladyhawke |
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You're bringin' the Monk down, man.
.......Monk |
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What's up with that "k"?
.......Monk |
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You
are the weakest link. Goodbye.
.......The Weakest Link |
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I've
got an idea, forming in my head.
.......Time Bandits |
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...I
love Italian, and so do you...
.......Star Trek IV |
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...I'm
definitely not wearing my underwear...
.......Rainman |
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Was
you ever bit by a dead bee?
.......To Have and Have Not |
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I'll
get you my pretty, and your little dog too.
.......Wizard of Oz |
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Pardon
my french, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a
lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a
diamond.
.......Ferris Buehler's Day Off |
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The
greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the
way its animals are treated.
.......Mohandas Gandhi |
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There
is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any
attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
.......Fran Lebowitz |
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As
long as war is the solution, peace is not the goal.
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Beauty
is only skin deep. Ugly goes to the bone. |
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Who's
to doom when the judge himself is dragged before the bar?
.......Moby Dick |
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Fighting
for peace is like screwing for virginity.
.......Restroom wall, The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA |
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Brain
and brain. What is brain?
.......Star Trek Episode Spock's Brain |
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Inconceivable !
.......The Princess Bride |
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Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
.......The Princess Bride |
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Are
you flesh or are you spirit? I am sorrow.
.......Ladyhawke |
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Here
lizard, lizard, lizard...
.......Taco Bell commercial |
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There
was some question as to whether the beggar or his monkey was breaking the law.
.......The Return of the Pink Panther |
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...nuclear
wessels.
.......Star Trek IV |
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Yes,
and it's bigamy too.
.......Groucho Marx |
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I
am not a number. I am a free man.
.......The Prisoner |
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Now
you're getting nasty.
.......Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark |
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You
like the juice?
.......Saturday Night Live skit
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You
can't see DeForest Kelley for the trees.
.......Perfect Strangers |
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Well
that's not gonna work.
.......Tex Murphy |
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Now it's garbage.
.......The Odd Couple |
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Put
the candle back.
.......Young Frankenstein |
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You bad man.
You very bad man.
.......Seinfeld |
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We want
information... You won't get it.
.......The Prisoner |
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Will
we pass as those before us into oblivion, into the sixth extinction that
scientists warn is already upon us?
.......Scully, X-Files |
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How you doin'?
.......Joey Tribbiani, Friends |
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Yes,
it's true. This man has no dick.
.......Ghostbusters |
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He
chose poorly.
.......Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade |
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Release
the hounds.
.......American Express Commercial with Jerry Seinfeld |
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It's
K-k-ken, c-c-coming to k-k-kill me.
.......A Fish Called Wanda |
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Oochy
woochy coochy coo, Captain?
.......Star Trek Episode Friday's Child |
